Aaaahhhhh It's time for dinner It's time for dinner It's getting cold I heard you are what you eat It's true that I must be an emcee If I didn't eat at all well then you'd call me empty If I ingested only brocolli I would be a vegetable And if I chomped computer chips, then I would be quite technical So if I swallowed dinosaurs, I would be jura**ic Plus if I dined on criminal minds then I could be a cla**ic Consuming homeless people i'd a**ume i'd be broke Now, digesting rocks of coke, I suppose i'd be dope If I ate a scorching torch then my name would start with 'f' If I devoured bullet rounds then my name would be d**h If I tasted Rainman's brain, i'd be super-smart And if I ate an on-point flow, well i'd be sharp like human darts You are what you eat! If I ate piano keys, then I could be real musical And if I ate up Nikki Taylor's head then i'd be beautiful If I gulped the big blue ocean I would be aquatic And if I gnawed Madonna's body, I could be erotic If I snacked on world map, I guess your boy would be global And if I munched a nuclear lunch, then I would be Chernobyl If I did ten prison inmates, I would be in trouble And if I chugged down dairy products only i'd be bu*ter-f**-o If I clubbed on rubber plants, I might become a coper If I drank nothing on Friday night then I would be sober So please let it be, I ate the 60's, I'm John Lennon And because I ate the last page of the novel I'm the ending You are what you eat!