from jimbo in falmouth ( my band is doin this) To all of you who envy the life of a roving band Consider first the implications of our rotting van A lifetime spent upon the road wont suit the faint of heart Its not a fitting way for dog or man The pit looks like a toilet ,Thou' I've not seen one this bad The p.a's made by stylophone, The engineer is sad and dressing room is cold,and There's a dead cat on the floor If this is what you want you're bloody mad Screamin cryin d**h defying rock and roll band on the road Screamin shouting pissed and pouting rock and roll band getting old Screamin cryin d**h defying rock and roll band on the road Screamin shouting pissed and fighting rock and roll band feeling old Melody The atmosphere is thin whatever happened to the crowd you're only tuning up the landlord sez its much too loud And the P.a's full of lager, violinists full of gin With sh** like this you'd better not be proud Thank god its nearly over I just want to go and hide Pretend it never happened , go and lick my wounded pride But the wa*ker in the corner wants to talk about his band Jesus christ is that the bloody time Screamin cryin d**h defying rock and roll band on the road Screamin shouting pissed and pouting rock and roll band getting old Screamin cryin d**h defying rock and roll band on the road Screamin shouting pissed and pouting rock and roll band feeling old To all of you who envy the life of a roving band Consider first the implication of our rotting van A lifetime spent upon the road wont suit the faint of heart Its not a fitting way for dog or man Chorus