Blossom Dearie - Peel Me a Grape lyrics

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice, Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow. Talk to me nice, talk to me nice, You've got to wine me and dine me! Don't try to fool me, bej**el me! Either amuse me or lose me, I'm gettin' hungry, peel me a grape! Pop me a cork, French me a fry, Crack me a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bons! Chill me some wine, keep standin' by, I'm gettin' hungry, peel me! Here's how to be an agreeable chap, Love me and leave me in luxury's lap! Hop when I holler, skip when I snap, When I say "Do it!", jump to it! Send out for scotch, boil me a crab, Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals! Just hang around, pick up the tab, Never out-think me, just mink me! Polar bear rug me, don't bug me, New Thunderbird me, you heard me! I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape, Slowly! Here's how to be an agreeable chap, Love me and leave me in luxury's lap! Hop when I holler, skip when I snap, When I say "Do it!", mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! Send out for scotch, boil me a crab, Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals! Just hang around, pick up the tab, Never out-think me, a-just mink me! Polar bear rug me, don't bug me, New Thunderbird me, you heard me! I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape, Peel me, Peel me a grape!