[Verse 1] Caught you Sniffing my boxers Who the f** does that At Red Lobster? Creepy Like when Tom Cruise laughs That's how your finger Felt in my a** [Hook] I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with A bunch of villagers carrying torches Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl [Verse 2] The way Your kisses tasted Skeeve me the hell out Like sh**ting naked Why would I wanna stay friends? Rather get raped by Clowns again [Hook x2] [Outro] I rub the lotion on the skin Or else I get the hose again I rub the lotion on the skin Or else I get the hose again I rub the lotion on the skin Or else I get the hose again I rub the lotion on the skin Or else I get the hose again I rub the lotion on the skin Or else I get the hose again I rub the lotion on the skin Or else I get the hose again...