Blood On The Dance Floor - Yo Ho lyrics

A pirate walks into the bar The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts!" Now I've been riding across the seven seas Looking for a girl from another fantasy. I keep a big ship, they call me Captian Kid. I got the eye patch, tri-hat, rollin like a pirate. Shiver me tembers, f** ya til your limber. Freaky deaky to get leaky. Like run DMC is trickky, so animated might as well call me Mickey. Petal to the metal, red eyes like the devil razor white flag cant reach my level, like ARGH ARGH, flow sick like stars. XXX til I hit your mark. Ahoy ahoy, i put the happy to the joy f** with me and I'll play you like a game boy Ninja skin ya, throw you in the blender Chop chop chop! Im a motha f**in pirate. Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me It's a pirates life for me Yo ho! Sorry b**h i wasn's calling your name We be burning so hot you cant even capture the flame Street rat? Hood rat? Freak with tats? Spoiled brat? No way, guess again a motha f**in pirate I'm over you like I just got dunked Battle ship you just got sunk Boy you think you can handle this? Is your port hole big enough for my ship? It's not the motion of the ocean And size of the thing Cause we ain't getting no where With these f**in water wings I used to be ballin Now I'm just straight dunkin Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys s**in Jealous b**hes be hatin Cause it's not them we f**in That game you claim you play Is the game that I'm runnin Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Now and then we had a hope That if we lived and were good God would permit us to be pirates. Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me Fire! Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me Yo ho ho It's a pirates life for me Yo ho ho It's a pirates life for me I'm a pirate n***ah!