Blockhead - Beer lyrics

[Spoken Intro] [Chad] Grrreetings everybody [Mark] Hey pipe down back there! [Chad] My name is Chad, this is my right-hand man: The Markster [Mark] Hey that's Mark to you guys! [Chad] And we are presidents of the Alpha Pi Kappa fraternity [Mark] Yeah! We are! [Chad] We'd like to welcome you to rush week Now I know you guys have a lot of questions but listen we got [????] So check it out... [Hook 2x] We're HERE It's the Alpha Pi Kappa. BEER Yo dude, I got a keg to tap. NO QUEERS Allowed inside of our frat house. CHEERS Hold up your cup and f**in' chug [Verse One] [Chad] Two words to describe our frat: Wicked Awesome I mean on Thursdays we do charity midget tossin' I'm sayin' dude, Alpha Pi Kappa knows how to party [Mark] Aw dude, give us a keg and we'll get wicked [rappin??] Like this one time at the sorority, we pulled a panty raid We bought roofies and beer, dude: WE ALL GOT LAID! [Chad] You see this white hat? It says "Co-Ed Naked Lacrosse" Check out the curve of the brim: it's wicked awesome [Mark] You know what else is wicked awesome? Smokin' the dope And puttin' on "Legend" by Bob Marley, that guy f**in' rules! [Chad] Yeah, but speakin' of tunes dude, I love that Dave Matthews Especially at a party when I'm bombed off my a**, dude! [Mark] Yeah, my favorite state? I'd have to say Ma**, dude Yeah Boston is awesome, I got a Bruins tattoo The chicks dig it, yeah and the chicks dig me Cause Alpha Pi Kappa brothers get the most p**y! [Chad] Now don't be offended ladies, you know we're just jokin' Believe me, I know pain: I've had my heart broken See I was only 16, and her name was Kirsten We used to walk in the park and listen to Dave Matthews.... ...[Mark] Yo, you're soundin' wicked queer right now [Background chatter] [Mark] Bro, I got a case of Bud Dry, dude, let's break out the funnel Put the tube in your mouth, I'll pull the beer and you guzzle [Chad] Hey, bro bro! J.B. just totally put on my song! *JUMP AROUND! JUMP AROUND! JUMP UP, JUMP UP AND GET DOWN!* [Hook x2] [Spoken] [Chad] Yeah, that's pretty much the fun part right there But before you get in you gotta do the hard part It's rush week bro, you gotta do some tests man You gotta pa** the test [Mark] Let me tell these motherf**ers what's up! [Verse Two] [Mark] For the next seven days, you'll be treated like sh** To be an A.P.K. brother, you gotta earn it! [Chad] We all did! [Mark] You see all this? It doesn't come easy [Chad] So put on these blindfolds and get on your knees That's right ladies, rush week has officially begun So stick this cherry up your a** and do a 50-yard run [Mark] And if it falls out your a**, you're sh** outta luck Cause then you gotta eat that cherry! [Dude that f**in' s**s!] [Chad] Of course it s**s [Mark] But you gotta have heart and be a fighter! [Chad] So everyone take a shot of Jagermeister And make out with the Gregmeister I know what you're thinkin': it sounds kinda queer [Mark] But that's something you gotta do to get up in here [UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE, YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME SHOW MY HEAD....] [Mark] So all you filthy pledges, here's something to get used to For the next week you'll be wearing a tutu And a hat that says "f*ggot" And you better have it on 24/7 [Chad] Cause if you take it off for one second I'd hate to be your rectum Now everyone gather 'round this hot pie of pizza I want you all to jerk off and the last one to cum f**in' eats it [Mark] Dude you think this sh** s**s? It only gets tougher For when you do the Pi Kappa Challenge, then you'll really suffer The Pi Kappa Challenge is f**in' wicked important [Chad] Dude, I mean seriously, it's like totally a tradition [Mark] So here's the rundown of all the events in the challenge: I'm talkin' keg-stands [Chad] Shaved heads [Mark] Paddles [Chad] And tossed salads Hours of group showers, covered in baby powder [Mark] You gotta push it to the limit: love it, learn it and live it [Chad] Yeah, this frat's a lot of things: k**er, cool beans, awesome, kick-a**, k**er, wicked awesome [fu*k YEAH] [Mark] So to all you pledges I wish you good f**in' luck [Chad] Now guys you should really get some Zs Cause tomorrow you're gonna f**. All right? [Spoken] [Chad] And just [??] bring some condoms cause at Pi Kappa we really support safe s** [Mark] Have a good beauty sleep, ladies [Hook x2]