Bliss N Eso - Caught At The Pub (Skit) lyrics

Two pints thanks mate... Cheers So anyway... Umm How does it go again man? Starts on a little house And then literally the, the government are tryina Knock down this ba*tards house to build a, you know Super freeway through it Yeah... He hasn't been payin his bills and that He's a bit late on em, So what And, While that happens - While they're tryin to do that His mate, that he thought was a bit strange But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah) Comes and goes Oi bro, forget this sh*t - The world's about to fu*kin blow up bro We need to get the f**k outta here I know this alien race that's comin And they're gonna blow the whole fuc*in thing up What? Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on And we'll get together and go And this c*nts goin Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my home And the guy, who's an alien, who's tryin to fu*kin tell him let's go Is Mos Def Bullsh*t Oh dude he's so good man It's such a cla**ic film man Are you serious? It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro What the f*ck? Like seriously man, I can't believe I've never heard of this I'm not fu*kin with you at all That's so, It's a trippy movie huh? Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro! Oh dude it's fu*kin, it's hilarious So man when was this written? Oh the book was probably done... 1969 Uh-huh Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm Big budget They needed the technology mate, cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean? Yeah And so, he get's him up in this spaceship BOOM! the fu*kin world blows up And he's off, and he's goin, And Mos Def is sayin to him Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but, Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on And the, your whole world has just blown up What the f*ck... Yeah... It's fuc*in heavy Ahaha Oh fuc*in imagine if everythin blew up F**kin oath And you were up there... That's nuts Alright what've we got now?