Blink 182 - When You f**ed Grandpa lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro... when you f**ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you? did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes and ask you to fel**te him, and stick a finger or two in his a** he seems like a total a**hole, grandpa is a total f**ing a**hole who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his a**? he rubs his dick in broken gla**. when you f**ed grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender? did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and... (he seems like a total a**hole, grandpa is a total f**ing a**hole who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his a**? he rubs his dick in broken gla**) this is f**ing stupid man, I can't believe you'd have s** with your own grandfather, I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do? Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to f** him in the bu*t and have people come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place, this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna have s** with my mom tonight, this is stupid! I hate you.