Got a lotta heartache He's a f**ing weasel His issues make my mind ache Want to make a deal Cause I love your little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights Life just s**s, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone There's plenty more, girls are such a drag So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies Got a lotta heartache He's a f**ing weasel Decisions make my mind ache Want to make a deal Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay f** the guy who took and ran away He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights Life just s**s, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone There's plenty more, girls are such a drag f** this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a who*e Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag