Blake Shelton - In My Heaven lyrics

In my heaven there ain't no lawyers Don't need names on dotted lines Folks do business like they oughtta A good firm handshake works just fine We feed lawyers to the lions In my heaven there ain't no children Totin' loaded guns to school Ain't no such thing as peer pressure Being who you are is cool They still teach that golden rule In my heaven we hurt no one No lying, crying, or dying young No one's lonely, no one's scared And anyone is welcome there In my heaven In my heaven I can sing like Elvis Play guitar like B. B. King Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron Batter, batter, batter swing I can do most anything In my heaven we hurt no one No lying, crying, or dying young No one's lonely, no one's scared And anyone is welcome there In my heaven I know that it's God's decision What my heaven's gonna be And I ain't telling him his business But if he left it up to me Then in my heaven There's football with no referees In my heaven There's never been an injury In my heaven Angels yodel when they sing In my heaven The fish'll bite most anything In my heaven In my heaven In my heaven