We say that we can be friends, but, hey, let's be honest There ain't really no such thing as gin and platonic One is gonna turn into two is gonna turn into You and me at a quarter to three with four shoes under the bed Yeah, we know it's headed to I really shouldn't drink around you It's a risk; it's a gamble A little more than I can handle Just a touch of a buzz is enough to get me thinkin' things I really shouldn't think about you We end up on a fast track Gettin' back to where we left the past at You'd think I woulda learned my lesson by now, but I never do I really shouldn't drink around you Yeah, I know what's gonna happen if we order another shot 'Cause there ain't any way to muster up the strength that I haven't got Wine is gonna turn into 'Why not?' and turn into lots of burning the lines and in no time, we're doin' things friends don't do I really shouldn't drink around you It's a risk; it's a gamble A little more than I can handle Just a touch of a buzz is enough to get me thinkin' things I really shouldn't think about you We end up on a fast track Gettin' back to where we left the past at You'd think I woulda learned my lesson by now, but I never do I really shouldn't drink around you We say that we can be friends, but, hey, let's be honest Mmhm There ain't really no such thing as gin and platonic I really shouldn't drink around you It's a risk; it's a gamble A little more than I can handle Just a touch of a buzz is enough to get me thinkin' things I really shouldn't think about you We end up on a fast track Gettin' back to where we left the past at You'd think I woulda learned my lesson by now, but I never do I really shouldn't drink around you No, I really shouldn't drink around you 'Cause one is gonna turn into two is gonna turn into You and me at a quarter to three with four shoes under the bed Yeah, we know where it's headed to Wine is gonna turn into 'Why not?' and turn into lots of burning the lines and in no time, doin' things friends don't do I really shouldn't drink around you