(INTRO) {tv static} Let's see what's on this.. late night.. action! This sh**... {moaning starts} Goddamn! What the f**? b**h ridin the f** out that n***a, sh**.. Goddamn, look at the a** on this motherf**er, man! Goddamn, she ridin the f** outta him.. (CHORUS) (quiet) Ever since I was a young boy I would fall for women like you Even now that I'm a grown man I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do I used to really think it's nasty But I see it from a different kinda view Some of em need to take some lessons And learn how to f** like p**no b**hes too (CHORUS) Ever since I was a young boy I would fall for women like you Even now that I'm a grown man I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do I used to really think it's nasty But I see it from a different kinda view Some of em need to take some lessons And learn how to f** like p**no b**hes too (VERSE 1: Big Boi) When I was young, I was sprung Off the way women use their tongue I couldn't nut yet, but f** that It was still fun, to look, I took Vasoline, even though it was thick And rubbed it on my dick, now I'm grown And my p**n is so well known Hoes wanna get it cloned sh**, ain't nuttin wrong with you choppin that monkey All up on it till the whole room's funky The negative bounce, it's time to change sh**, you a woman, I'm a man It's all natural, and we're compatible I bend you over, knock it down, slap that a** a lil bit {moaning} Not to hurt, like after havin a full-course meal This the dessert Now lay on your stomach, put an arch in your hips And look back so I can see all four of them lips (CHORUS) Ever since I was a young boy I would fall for women like you Even now that I'm a grown man I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do I used to really think it's nasty But I see it from a different kinda view Some of em need to take some lessons And learn how to f** like p**no b**hes too (VERSE 2: Bizarre) I got on Superman drawers I'm six years old, all in my room, all alone I'm young, hell, no lead in the pipe Showtime, HBO, Friday night bu*t-naked on the couch, without no clothes Remote control, ready to bust some alone And f** Roxeanne, I want big hands Tight on pants, my mother's best friend I watch all your movies and your DVD's I heard you're comin out with a p**no CD I want ya to jack me, then smack me Take your bikini off, get on the bed and attack me I love p**n, but n***as be hatin R. Kelly ain't got nothin on this sh** I be makin I'm a freak, I been that way since 7 Me, Big Boi, and Devin, b**hes 11 (CHORUS) Ever since I was a young boy I would fall for women like you Even now that I'm a grown man I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do I used to really think it's nasty But I see it from a different kinda view Some of em need to take some lessons And learn how to f** like p**no b**hes too (VERSE 3: Devin The Dude) I like a lady, but I sure love a s*ut The type that like to s** my dick and let me strum them guts The chick that want it doggystyle I put it on my nuts And when I'm aimin for your face, shorty Don't be tryna duck (uh) True?, I'm freaky as the f** Eat that coochie for an hour, after you shower co*k em up From the power of the orgasm, you're legs are lockin up Got a cramp in your thigh, can't even pull your stockings up But your spike leather collar plus stilletos lookin tough Now you pa**ed out on your stomach Seems as though you've had enough Like J-Lo in that movie where her husband beat her up Plus appears to be pregnant, swoll and wet up Now you need to go on and get up Before I set up some more setup I done caught my second wind, let's begin Lift your head up It's the battle of the s**es, we can do this sh** till breakfast I don't want no more, baby, but I can give you? (CHORUS) Ever since I was a young boy I would fall for women like you Even now that I'm a grown man I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do I used to really think it's nasty But I see it from a different kinda view Some of em need to take some lessons And learn how to f** like p**no b**hes too