Bizarre - I Need A Friend lyrics

(INTRO) f**in do this.. {crash} f** it! (VERSE 1) "Susan! Make sure the door's locked!" Too late, b**h, I done pulled the f**in glock Hit you in the face with a mop and tie you up with socks "Dial 9-1-1!" b**h, I am a f**in cop! I'm not a cop, I'm a f**in lieutenant For the last two months, I been suspended Suspended, cause I love to shoot Male prostitutes I love to catch them walkin down 7 Mile and the boulevard Put a nine to them, catch em off guard Any time of the day, I walk up to them and steal em God hate f*gs, sent me here to k** em Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help I know you hate me, I f**in hate myself I need someone to talk to, I'm glad you listen Cause ten minutes from now, I'll be in prison (CHORUS) I need, someone, to listen to meee.. I need, someone, who cares about meee.. (my wife is a s*ut) I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend (VERSE 2) "Aaaah!" Shut up, b**h, before I shoot you This f**in nine will f**in execute you You're probably wonderin why I'm in your house It's a long story, just help me out See, the story is that I'm a rapper that's tryna make it Now I'm a rapist, that's tryna take it You like my chain? b**h, don't break it My mother gave it to me, it's kinda sacred I used to be a Catholic priest, now I'm livin on the streets Wanted for touchin my little niece A turn-off is my niece kissin me W-where the f** you goin, b**h? Listen to me And please believe she started with me first I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty don't work Stop starin at the phone, you can't make a call I got your a** cheeks, nailed to the wall And I'm finally glad that the truth came out This is the part where it ends, I blow my brains out {gun fires} (CHORUS) I need, someone, to listen to meee.. I need, someone, who cares about meee.. (my wife is a s*ut) I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend, I need, a friend {gun fires}