Bizarre - Fat Father (Skit) lyrics

[Bizarre & Fatt Father] [Beeping noise...] [Cough!] [Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus I'm 'bout to call my man fat father right quick That's my joke partner Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum sh**, I call this big a** n***a up! Let's call him up, see what the f** he got to say! [Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...] [Dial Tone...] [Fat Father:] Yep! [Bizarre:] What up man! [Fat Father:] What up! [Bizarre:] What's crackin'? [Fat Father:] Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it [Bizarre:] Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'? [Fat Father:] Hell no.....having a meeting man! [Bizarre:] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force? [Fat Father:] [laughs] Nooo, n***a...hey man, hey you probably the private n***a that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you! [Bizarre:] [Laughs] [Fat Father:] [Laughs] [Bizarre:] Where'd you get that one from? [Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs] [Bizarre:] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [???] [Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs] [Fat Father:] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a n***as cream [??] [Bizarre:] [Laughs] [Fat Father:] [Laughs] [Bizarre:] Where the f** you get that one from? [Fat Father:] [Laughs] That's new sh** dog! Freshly published! [Bizarre:] And, and hows you [?] [Fat Father:] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs! [Bizarre:] [Laughs] [Fat Father:] [Laughs]