Birdman - Press One lyrics

[ANSWERING MACHINE] "Today: six fifty-six PM Central Time." [AUTOMATED VOICE] "You have a COLLECT call from a Louisiana inmate Press 'one' to accept." [B.G.] Greetings, hot girl - what's happenin' on your end? As for me over here, you know a n***a chillin' Besides that, sweetie, I'm just keepin' it real Puttin' up with these crackers in this hot-a** field But you know I'm a soldier - n***a try me, I'll spank him But f** all I said, it feel good to be the Baby Gangsta Tell Moms I asked about her since she say I don't holla And when I touch down, me and her gonna get us a bottle Shorty, I've been hearin' that you've been wilin' out Everyday of the week, and you tear the club doors down What's happenin' with you, wodie? You doin' that cause we bound? You doin' that cause for this lil' town I'm not around? Don't get the game twisted - girl, better not try your luck You know I ain't the one, you know quickly I'll f** ya up I'll be home next week - now I'ma keep it on the low n***a think I got six more months left on this (?) Uh-huh (Hook [Automated voice & Baby]) [AV] "Press 'one' to accept." [Baby] I'm in a messed up situation [AV] "Press 'one' to accept." [Baby] I'm in a f**ed up location [AV] "Press 'one' to accept." [Baby] The whole world can relate [AV] "Press 'one' to accept." [Baby] You know somebody upstate [B.G.] That minute that I had had done turned into a second Got a day and a wake-up left, and I'll be steppin' Straight through them iron gates - puttin' all this behind me Come in the hood on V.L. - that's where you'll find me Hoppin' out the limo, poppin' bottles - it's gravy I know what it mean when I get that phone call from Baby Let's go to the Mercedes, lock and co*k somethin' A hard-top six, or a drop six, that'll be lovely My shorty think she got six more months to play Can't wait to see that dick-look on her face Right now I'm with the fellas, I'll go and see her later Cause she tried to be a slick playa But I ain't trippin' - it's cool, gotta respect me Long as she don't get outta line in my presence She still my shorty - gon' be my ho Can't forget she was there everyday of my (?) Uh-huh (Hook [Automated voice & Baby]) [B.G.] Now it's about that time I go f** up her dome Cause she have no idea that this hot boy home It ain't been a day, and I'm already on chrome I'm tryin' to imagin' her face, and how long That it's gonna be when I hit the porch And put my soulja Ree's through her front door When she still think that she can have fun And run with her girls for six more months I'm cruisin' down the block slow, I pull up Jumped out, said, "What's up?" She laid up there and threw up "What's wrong? Don't act like you don't miss your n***a." She said, "I do - I'm shocked." "Come here and kiss your n***a I had to surprise ya because you piss your n***a off You don't respect me p**y-poppin' on nobody wall You my main b**h - my travel-with-c**aine b**h Set-a-n***a-up-you-want-this-position-then-maintain b**h." (Hook-2x [Automated voice & Baby]) [AUTOMATED VOICE] "Press 'one' " "Press 'one' " "Press 'one' " - "Press 'one' to accept." "Press 'one' " "Press 'one' to accept."