Billy Connolly - Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite! lyrics

For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Henderson's will all be there Late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire In this way Mr. K will challenge the world The celebrated Mr. K Performs his feats on Saturday at Bishop's gate The Henderson's will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late Messrs K. and H. a**ure the public Their production will be second to none And of course Henry the horse dances the waltz Wine your waist and groove to the ba**, rock your feet and dance Call the people full of enjoyment, rock your feet and dance [Incomprehensible], rock your feet and dance Rock your feet and, rock your feet and, rock your feet and dance The band begins at ten to six When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound And Mr. H will demonstrate Ten Somerset's he'll undertake on solid ground Having been some days in preparation A splendid time is guaranteed for all And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill