Let's sit down and have a think Think about the future Pass us down another drink and fix a suit and tie Don't let go, not just yet You're meant for each other Lock your hooks and lock your hands In scurvy matrimony Walk them down the aisle at sunset, let them blow us down You could see the love pass through their eyes As flintlocks blow their rounds And call upon the captain to perform their sacred vows Their love will last forever when they sail into the clouds Gather on the poop deck Let's all have a wedding All hand hoy, Avast ye Let's all have a wedding We all gather here today For Johnny and Joel Let's all splice the main brace Let their love travel on Walk them down the aisle at sunset, let them blow us down You could see the love pass through their eyes As flintlocks blow their rounds And call upon the captain to perform their sacred vows Their love will last forever when they sail into the clouds Did you know that I always really loved you? I really really thought you'd like to know Remember us dancing in the parlor? We'll live by the docks with a boon I now pronounce you husband and husband You may seal your vows with a kiss