Bill Stevenson - Metrognome lyrics

And when he drinks he always says "L' chaim", he often stays in time Unless he's gotten really blind And that's when sh** Gets weird sometimes And I'm convinced of his tendencies To spend the night on his knees He's got some ma**ive kegs But only in relation to his legs We all know he's cancer-prone Like Macauly Culkin in Home Alone Looks like he's standing But he's on his throne Yeah he's the f**en Metro Gnome And yeah he really likes to play the tubs But he only wants to play in pubs He helped me write this stupid song He likes monkeys like King Kong We all know he's cancer-prone Like Macauly Culkin in Home Alone Looks like he's standing But he's on his throne Yeah he's the f**en Metro Gnome He likes to b**h and moan Won't Lindsay play trombone He's got no hair don't need no comb But he's the f**en Metro Gnome The Metro He's the Metro No, Hates retro He's the Metro Not so hetero He's the Metro gnome The Metro Not so hetero He's the metro gnome The Metro gnome The Metro gnome The Metro gnome The Metro We won't let go...HOME!