Bill Stevenson - Dead Celebrity lyrics

I'd live in diamond mansions If I could I want my own private jet I know I should But I'll never buy my kids From Africa or Ukraine And I'll never understand this If I lived my whole life again I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity And I'll never pay up To the Church of Scientology I won't have to face up To the cameras at the door Pills on the floor And I'll suffer at the hands Of born-agains And get punished By a fan with old dog breath But then I'd never feel The warm embrace of the pouring rain Or carry my dog in a handbag Cause that is patently insane I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity And I'll never pay up To the Church of Scientology I won't have to face up To the cameras at the door Pills on the floor I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity And I'll never pay up To the Church of Scientology I won't have to face up To the cameras at the door Pills on the floor I'm not gonna wake up I'm not gonna wake up I'll never have to face up To the cameras at the door Pills on the floor