[Verse 1] In a temple shape like a fabric cake Way out in the middle of Texas Holier than thou Phony Guru Story was there to protect us He was eating up the hot? Whilst his followers dined on rice He was a low down freaky swammy? With a heart twice as cold as ice Heart twice as cold as ice Laid up in dark in a crowded room Where is wife? Tell all the young girls he could touch their souls And he could touch their smooth tight skin Parents turned a blind eye Left their children in his holy care While their daughter were being mistreated They just prayed and stayed unaware They prayed and they stayed unaware Finally somebody called the police They took him away in chains Convicted of child molestation He'll never see that temple again [Chorus] Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Tell me, be honest, did you [Verse 2] Before they could punish that Hindu He vanished in the dead on night With the help of some people companions He took a vow they would never take him alive And he was spotted deep in mexico In a blue rolls royce wheelchair Rings on his fingers, bells on his toes, flowers in his hair Flowers in his hair He might be over in the far east sitting cross Laying on a mountain high Wearing some dirty filthy [?] city get up In the deep dark hole where he hides [Chorus] Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Tell me, be honest, did you Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Tell me, be honest, did you [Verse 3] Well, it's been 10 years Maybe longer And he still ain't paid for his sins While the women still suffer from the twisted deeds From the one they could only [?] [Chorus] Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Who knew, the missing guru Tell me, be honest, did you Tell me, be honest, did you Tell me, be honest, did you Who knew, the missing guru