Bill Bailey - Hats Off To The Zebras lyrics

Wooo The horse is a noble beast From the mustangs of the west To the stallions of the east But the horse has a distant cousin It lives I-do-not-know-where But its message of racial harmony is one that we all can share Hats off to the zebras They are black and white But they don't fight 'Cos they're not very good at it In a world of confusion We all need a sign If only we could live side by side Like the stripes down a zebras spine Hats of to the zebras, yeah The humble badger Takes a sip of morning dew He's totally colourblind So he can't judge you But the badger is a dreamer The badger has a plan He knows that his destiny Is to help his fellow man Hats off to the badger He is black and white But he doesn't fight Except for mating rights and territory Black man and a white man Both they need to shave United by the badger brush He's helping from beyond the grave Hats off to the badger What about the tapeer Half zebra half pig Imagine the stig-ma But the tapeer stands proud Hats off to the tapeer Badgers and zebras Skunks, oh yeah Little ring-tailed leemurs Living together in harmony And if the k**er whales can do it, why can't we? Tell me why can't we?