Bill Bailey - Im Gonna k** You So I Can Ignore You In Heaven lyrics

When you left me, I did more than just cry I injected battery acid into my eye I hope my pain, my excruciating pain and my subsequent blindness Will deter you from any further acts of unkindness Im gonna follow you every day till you die Ill be watching you at your workplace through my one working eye Ill be outside your house and down at the grocery store Youll be signing so many restraining orders that your fingers will get sore And one day well both be dead Ill make it look like an accident a double suicide Theres no way we could survive as our car plunges into the quarry And now were in heaven, Ill ignore you And then youll be sorry