[Intro] Increase the volume ting, yo Big Shaq (raw force) It's another one They said one and one is two That was me and you But we ain’t stuck like glue Ahh, boom! [Verse 1] I like my eggs with the yolk (scrambled ting) But please don't burn my toast She wants me to be her bloke (baby boy) But she can't cook Sunday roast (ah, shocking) You can’t deny-y-y (can't deny) You looked in my eye, eye, eye (right in my eye) When I walk by-y-y 'Cause you know that I'm fly-y-y Fly boy, they call me Let's turn you and I to we (fresh ting) She said, "Boy, you're silly" Then ran for her bus quickly No oyster, I didn't chase it (never chase) I just jumped in the whip and I paced it (skrrt) [Refrain] She started laughin', hemmin’ and hawin’ I said, "Man, this girl is stallin'" [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Babes, I’m a big man (big man) I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq I make the ting go quack from way back And I made "Man's Not Hot," you know you like that" [Chorus] She wanted to vibe, man don't dance Looked in my eyes, man don't dance One, two step, man don’t dance Flex on your ex, man don't dance She stepped on my creps, man don't dance Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder) One, two step, man don't dance Man don't dance, man don't dance [Verse 2] Skidi-ah-pa-coo-too-coo-boom (coo-too-coo) Skidi-ki, a-poom-poom (poom-poom) Brother, push back (push back) Oh, that's your girl? Her wig's wack (take it off) Then she started movin' shy (movin' shy) I'll take you to Dubai (to Dubai) We'll eat breakfast in the sky (Burj Khalifa) Tell them other man bye (bye) Tell 'em bye-bye, she gave me side-eye Listen, babes, I'm actually a nice guy (I'm a nice guy) She said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good try But if I text you, are you gonna reply? You might decline, then I rewind But you stay there, 'cause it's all fine [Refrain] She started laughin', hemmin' and hawin' I said, "Man, this girl is stallin'" [Pre-Chorus] I said, "Babes, I'm a big man (big man) I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq I make the ting go quack from way back (skiddy-cat-cat) And I made "Man's Not Hot," you know you like that" [Chorus] She wanted to vibe, man don't dance Looked in my eyes, man don't dance One, two step, man don't dance Flex on your ex, man don't dance She stepped on my creps, man don't dance Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder) One, two step, man don't dance Man don't dance, man don't dance [Verse 3] Man don't dance (never dance), but I'll glance (I'll look) You wanna ride? (Skrrt) Take your chance She looked at me and made a stance I feel like MC Quakez with balance She said, "Surely, you got some moves" Mmm, mmm, babes, I do, mhmm Show me what you can do (aiight, aiight) Boom, I'ma take you through So I just one, two, step then I slide Man, I just one, two, step then I slide So I just one, two, step then I slide Man, I just one, two, step then I slide So, said she wants to try-y-y (try me) I'm no instructor, so bye-ye-ye (louder) Man don't dance, I'm not that guy-y-y (never dance) Don't ask me why-y-y [Chorus] She wanted to vibe, man don't dance (quick vibes) Looked in my eyes, man don't dance One, two step, man don't dance (left step) Flex on your ex, man don't dance (wasteman) She stepped on my creps, man don't dance Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder) One, two step, man don't dance (left step) Man don't dance, man don't dance [Outro] You don' know Skidiki-pap-pap Two fingers, pap-pap It's Big Shaq, yo Man don't dance, man don't dance, man don't dance We can vibe, but man don't dance Man don't dance, man don't dance You don' know Uh, skrrrrah