Start the day! Drink Go! A bottle of wine down Mid-day! Drink Oh! A bottle of whiskey down It makes no sense, You be telling us lies You be telling us lies You told us you're going straight Now on the concrete with a busted face Todd, please put down that whiskey bottle Todd, put the lousy bottle down Yes! Too many nights, crashing your car Your face looks like it's thirty-five Rise up from the bug infested couch You lose your girlfriend while you're k**ing yourself You start fights that you can't win You have a new developed sense of sin I tell you, man, you have got to stop All of your friends have left you now to rot Don't be telling us lies (No!) I think he's telling you lies (Nuh-uh!) See, wait, no, I saw him just last week He left the city on his own to get clean Todd, he's out back, he's breaking bottles Todd's tossing lousy bottles down Todd's finally breaking the bottle Dirt, gla**, and whiskey's on the ground Yes! He's my friend!