Mary, how do you dance so fun and free? Well up there on the bar with a switch blade pressed against your teeth Mary what is it you like about me? Telling all the other girls to back off or they'll get beat Yeah go ahead Eric, pour us another drink We're ditching out on our sh** jobs we think Yah, Mary, oh Mary, is born to be a radical you'll see A New England riot girl and me Yes, I like how she never needs no help I like how she always got a snappy line Mary never takes too much Just enough to keep her feeling fine