My buddy's back from that wicked long war I can't wait to tell him that I finally did score He wrote he's old enough to finally buy us beer My buddy's back and I want the world to hear My buddy's back, hope he still likes tipping cows Hope he still digs playing Maiden loud I watched his girlfriend, when he saw me he said, "Thanks" I washed his chonies and they were crazy, crazy rank My buddy's back My buddy's back My buddy's back from that wicked long war He'll do his Kung Fu on the bullies down the street I'll explain with a license you can have weed Show him all the new movies that came out Explain they redo all the cool ones (and they all s**) Band's back together, he's our singer and he'll shout (Raw) We play in my dad's garage on Wednesdays (Come check us out) I can't believe my best buddy is back Because he rejoined our guild on the World of Warcraft And at the airport I brought him a beer, His dog, his mom, his car, His girl, a hot pizza and our weird buddy Rob (what's up?) My buddy's back My buddy's back My buddy's back from that wicked long war My buddy's back My buddy's back My buddy's back from that wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked long war Yeah, that crazy, crazy war Ah, that crazy, crazy war Yeah, that crazy, crazy war Maybe his mom will stop coming by She makes me pancakes, hot dogs and apple pie I'll finally get to stop walking his mean dog But he ain't getting back his '70 Dodge Dart His sister's now my girl, over the summer she got cute If you let me date her, when I see you I'll salute I know he won't dig the ending of Lost But he'll laugh that our ba** player Rob is now a cop (what's up?) My buddy's back My buddy's back My buddy's back from that wicked long war My buddy's back My buddy's back My buddy's back from that wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked long war Yeah, that crazy, crazy war Ah, that crazy, crazy war Yeah, that crazy, crazy war My buddy's back from that wicked long war We're all so happy you can hear my town roar But every night I'll be staring at the shore Because there's still one more buddy that I'm waiting for