Big D And The Kids Table - Not f**in' Around lyrics

Okay, I'll answer for real If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls Well, I'd put them all to work We'd build a kicka** sailboat to get me back to you See, I'm not f**ing around I just love how you come up with these You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour And if we were in a ooh big fight And then some loosey twit started flirting with me Well, even drunk and bummed out I'd say you best move on girl I don't mess around No! Whoah-oh-oh-oh Yah-yah-yah-yah So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking The bar's open late and I don't mind Until you finally see, with you, I won't be f**ing around Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just a bit closer Hit me with another of your silly questions When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be f**ing around If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club Bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then? Well, I'd have to point to Mikey, see he don't have too much luck with the ladies Tell the girls "There, that's me," Then I'll call you up so we can razz it around What if you high school girlfriend showed up while I was away? Well, I'd go under the sink And grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away! Yeah, I'll stop my stealing I'll stop my fighting I'll change my dirty ways For you just you yeah I'm damn well smart (and I know what I got) And I won't be f**ing around So are you feeling good? Do you know I'm yours? Raise up that head and those cute shoulders Let's head on home I'll never be f**ing around