Big D And The Kids Table - A Kiss a Week lyrics

So what the hell you mean that ain't no way to meet a girl? We invented booze and bars to relax us in this world You sit all jacked on coffee waiting for fate to enter scene, or what, Is it better being a creep, shopping for women on a screen? You got all these theories man, on how to meet a mate While all these women got theories on how to keep you away I'm saying, you act so taxed, relax, don't be wound up so tight, tonight She goes, I like your stupid shirt, what's it say "riot"? Never have I met a girl so nice and polite, do you mind If I catch you later though, see that there's my ride And if you hit up Bukowski's, I'll see you later tonight A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, Get's you both on your way A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, And it all started with a kiss a week Yes it starts with a kiss a week Yes it starts with a kiss a week Yes it starts with a kiss a week Why you always point me out and say "He's booty calling!" Last time I checked you ain't no hip-hop kid, you bawler You're a borderline Yah-dude who should down his chick-drink quick Wanna meet up with her stat, before the booze trump out my logic And every morning we'd be both quiet Both with headache, that don't feel very nice Quickly we'd escape each other, yes, yes, fun, fun, see you later Daylight's for recovery, walking home is a misery A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, Get's you both on your way A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, And it all started with a kiss a week Yes it starts with a kiss a week Yes it starts with a kiss a week Yes it starts with a kiss a week She said, "It's simple sh**, we're bad but it's fun It's simple sh**, to be too good is just dumb" Both staying up so late at night Hell let's try this in the light 'Cause if we keep coming back The chemistry must be on track Eventually we'd both stick around Pounding coffee and joking around Soon we'd call each other before we went out But we know how it started, yes we know how it started with A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, Got us both on our way A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, Got us both on our way A little liquor yeah, a little liquor yeah, a little liquor helps us pave the way yeah A little liquor yeah, a little liquor yeah, a little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, Get's you both on your way A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, And get's you on your way And get's you on your way And get's you on your way And get's you on your way A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance, Get's you both on your way A little liquor helps us pave...