I wish I was a Surgeon, so I could rip your heart right open And I could find the spot, which broke me And I would tear it out Make you my sweet Sweet Girl Monica’s not the type to get down on her knees But when a boy comes around w/ a cute face she’ll do what he please I wish I was a Surgeon, so I could rip your heart right open And I could find the spot, which broke me And I would tear it out Make you my sweet Sweet Girl Madeline’s not the type to give her heart away So when the boys line up that girl she likes to tease and play I want a Sweet Sweet Girl I wish I was a Surgeon, so I could rip your heart right open And I could find the spot, which broke me And I would tear it out