You've got a little fetish And you noticed I'm just your type You've been making eyes at me for hours tonight Asking do I maybe wanna stick around And see what could happen with you? So I keep flashing my ring in your face But nothing gets through I've been around guys like you plenty times before They go looking for just one thing and I fit the score You're playing up your references Giving me reasons why You'll make a quick million And I'll be happy you're my guy Maybe you're not spinning lies, maybe you're sincere You say I'm pretty and could you buy me another beer Maybe there's a lot that I could learn if I stay But, honey, not every lesson in life's Gotta be learned the hard way You're moving in closer now I have to keep inching away Just to keep my own oxygen And keep your beer breath out of my face You're telling me you're on top Of the next big thing for sure And wouldn't I love to get in on the ground floor I have to keep reminding you That's my foot and that's my thigh They're mine and not yours And my husband's a jealous guy I might just be skeptical But you're no godsend to women And if you're looking to get lucky Then you're in the wrong pool swimming Maybe you're not spinning lies, maybe you're sincere You say I'm pretty and could you buy me another beer Maybe there's a lot that I could learn if I stay But, honey, not every lesson in life's Gotta be learned the hard way