[Refrain] It's very ordinary for the secretary To take a man away from his wife Girls, we make it necessary for the secretary To put a little joy in his life [Verse 1] She takes the time to listen To what he has to say While all you do is nag him A thousand times a day Her hair is always pretty And her clothes are always stylish But you greet him with your hair in rollers And that's outdated and so childish [Refrain] Oh, it's very ordinary for the secretary To take a man away from his wife We make it necessary for the secretary To put a little joy in his life [Verse 2] Are you there when he needs you? Are your favors less than cute? And when he tries to love you Do you find something else to do? Now the ordinary girl may not wear pearls Or diamonds on each hand Oh, but like the secretary, wooh She knows how to please her man [Refrain] Oh, it's not extraordinary for the secretary To take a man away from his wife You see, we make it necessary for the secretary To put a little joy in his life, hey, hey [Bridge] You see, life's a bowl of cherries For all the secretaries, hey, hey [Refrain] Oh, it's very ordinary, it's not extraordinary Girls, don't be contrary or you'll make it necessary Your life can be so merry just like the secretary Life's a bowl of cherries