Better Off - Story Of My Life lyrics

My life's getting pretty bad. My dad just stole my p**no mag. He took the one with the really flya** chick. I didn't know what to do, So I walked right into his room. Dad was getting busy, Mom was s**ing on his... Dictionaries have me pictured under pathetic, and if you read it, it would say that my life's a living hell, I need some mental help, I need to get ahold of myself. It's the story of my life that I can't go out tonight, because I didn't come home after cla**. And it's the story of my life that I can't go out tonight, So now I'm stuck here at home, stuck all alone, stuck right here on my a**. My life's nothing but a bore. The girl I like is a dirty who*e. My life's going nowhere but down the drain. Each night I sit up waiting for someone to call me. My mom caught me masturbating to scrambled Spice TV. Dictionaries have me listed under loser, I'm pretty sure it used to say hat my life's a living hell, I need some mental help, I need to get ahold of myself. It's the story of my life that I can't go out tonight, Because I didn't come home after cla**. And it's the story of my life that I can't out tonight, So now I'm stuck here at home, stuck all alone, stuck right here on my a**.