Bernie Allen - Catapult Complex lyrics

[Hook] I just guzzled a 40 of gummy potion so consider this the jump off Or the first day of spring season Better yet the neverending leap of faith for no reason Or even the epitome of a catapult complex, the Prime suspect in the first gravity hijacking in universal history cause What my mind does is on the same plane as Buzz Aldrin, or Lightyear Right here I possess the one and only rule of flying [Verse 1] Trying's an excuse for not doing I'm sorry if I ruined your conclusion, but you've been bamboozled Led astray, made a mockery of Don't let the subject matter fool you, this is not for the club It's just a simple plan to keep you awake And hopefully jump start your heart See When I ask you to bounce, all I'm doing Is inviting you to help me throw apples at Isaac Newton Gravity Slaves on an overground railroad In search for freedom So I lead 'em And feed 'em jumping beans To get 'em all ga**ed And hit the trampoline and build with those that fall last [refrain] I heard a rumor that if every soul on the planet earth jumped at once, we could make the world shake If this is true, what the f** you waiting for? On the count of two, let yourself go and elevate [Hook] I just guzzled a 40 of gummy potion so consider this the jump off Or the first day of spring season Better yet the neverending leap of faith for no reason Or even the epitome of a catapult complex, the Prime suspect in the first gravity hijacking in universal history cause What my mind does is on the same plane as Buzz Aldrin, or Lightyear Right here I possess the one and only rule of flying [Verse 2] I, I, I leap over sheep in a single bound (Who are you?) Schlep-boogie fully equipped With pogo sticks and kangaroo genetics, plus the new Timberland moon-boots For aesthetics This'll only take a second, be patient It seems the faulty springs in your feet Are in desperate need of replacement See, When I ask you to jump, I'm simply asking you To retaliate when gravity's hara**ing you I'm afraid my welcome's been over-stayed And that might explain the scars on both of my shoulder blades I'm on the razor's edge, go on and push me And I'll reverse these clocks and bust a backflip Back in to the p**y [refrain] I heard a rumor that if every soul on the planet earth jumped at once We could make the world shake If this is true, you're gonna feel real stupid When you realize the fact you're one second too late