Benny Troung - Zombie lyrics

[Intro] "You know what? I'd rather drink beer than buy her or the kid anything." Brain gone, mind gone, I don't know what I'm on [x4] [Hook] Smoking all this weed got me feeling like a zombie Drinking this champagne got me feeling like a zombie Walking through the bar and I'm feeling like a zombie Looking for some brain, I'm a motherf**ing zombie b**h we stay blazin', til' we look Asian [x3] Wait... wait, I'm already Asian [Verse 1] Smoked about a gram, yo, of the mango Now I'm so high that I'm tryna' do the tango (dancing) Tongue down her throat (throat) My hand down her pants, yo (p**y) Bum-ba-da-bum-bum-bum, play that p**y like a banjo (ow!) Asian Willie Nelson (ow!) Smoking Willie Nelson (ow!) She wrestling my dick Put my Willie in her Nelson (ow!) One 40 down, down (down) I'm tipsy Two 40s down, down (down) I'm frisky Five 40s down, down (down) I'm gone Wake up in the morn' on your mom's front lawn (what the f**?) "Damn where my clothes at, damn where my shoes at? Why my dick got all these bruises?" (ouch) [Hook] [Verse 2] Smoking on the Barney Yeah, that's the purple (weed) b**hes say "Benny Troung, you should do commercial" (handsome) b**hes say "Benny Troung, you're like my fantasy" (OK) Shut up, b**h, you look like a manatee (fat) Boom Shakalaka (wha?) She look like Chewbacca (ooh) Few shots of vodka (ooh) Now she look hotter (s**y) Yeah, her p**y wetter than an otter Yeah, put my penis on her tonsils (take it) Knick-knack, paddywhack, give a dog a bone (OK) Big sack, gimme that, b**h I wanna smoke (ow!) Big a**, big rack, think we're gonna bone (ow!) Hit that, peace out, b**h I'm going home See ya! (ooh) [Hook] [Verse 3] This weed good as f** (what?) It's excellent (damn) Smoked a whole bowl, now I'm feeling dyslexic (stupid) I can't read sh** (no) I can't see sh** (Hell no) Oh my God, I think I see Jesus (wow!) Never mind (wha?), that's just my boy Steven (ooh) Came through, with a brew, and a few skeezers White boy wasted, listening to Weezer (ooh) Good golly, we smoking that Buddy Holly Walking through the party, mami, probably feeling like a zombie Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry Vomited all on your toilet Tell her "what's the problem darling? Benny Troung don't make you horny?" Told me that she didn't want it So I jerk off on her stomach [Hook] [Outro] "How long have you been with her?" "Mmm, off and on 2 years." "You got her pregnant?" "Yep." "And 2 weeks after you got her pregnant, you broke up with her?" "Yep." "And why'd you break up with her?" "Because I don't like her.""