Benny Troung - Playboy Tales lyrics

[Intro] "And I want to dedicate this piece to all you players, and all you ladies out there!" [Hook] What it do girl, what it do? Lets screw girl, let's screw! What it do girl, what it do? It's your boy Benny Troung, baby girl, let's screw! [Verse 1] Got a m**m b**h, she's from Pakistan (damn) Call the goons up and we're all banging, man (wow!) Invade the p**y, Like it's Afghanistan Got damn man, it feels good to be American (USA!) Got a b**h named Sarah, man She's from Paris, France (French) Oui, oui, she loves my weenie (like it) Skeeted on her sheets and I leave them greasy Then I disappear, Benny T. Houdini (magic!) Got a fine blind b**h named C.C. (fine) She be rocking shades, but they ain't 3D (damn) Got my bo*er popping like Alien 3 (ow!) Asian John Cena, She can't see me Nope! [Hook] [Verse 2] Got a b**h named Jasmine, She's an actress b**bs are huge, but her pubes got rashes (gross!) Had to get her a** kicked, the b**h burned me Assault and Battery, I need an attorney! Got an old b**h, her name's Dorothy The ho is like 40, but she's always horny (she's old) She's a teacher, works at a daycare Damn b**h, I've never seen a p**y with no gray hair! (that's gross!) You should dye that, tell me where your daughter at If she need a prom date, tell her a** to holler back Wendy, Cindy, Jenny, Mindy, all got tats on their a** saying "Benny" (damn) [Hook] [Bridge] Break it down [x4] If I see a bad ho, man, I'ma take her down Break it down [x4] If I see a bad b**h, dawg, I'ma take her down! [Verse 3] Met a b**h named Lydia, told me she was Indian Feather or dot, I forgot But I took her to my spot (crib), beat up on her twat (f**) "Bow bow bow" on the p**y, Waka Flocka (damn) Got a b**h named Jan (Jan), She's my biggest fan (fan) She thinks that I'm the man, so we hit it in her van (do it) Don't come a-knockin' (nope!) if the van's a-rockin' (nope!) Pull off my condom, cum on her stockings Benny too s**y for my shirt, Right Said Fred Just met a b**h, her name's Peg Leg Meg (what?) Yeah she got one leg, but she got a cute face And she's handicapped, that's a guaranteed parking space (OK) [Hook]