[Verse 1: Benny Troung] Cats chasing Asian Pastor Mason Sex fiend, alcoholic master of flagellation Unsafe s**, p**y licking, a** tasting s**ing tits not dicks That's Satan That's gay sh**, we got family values Benny Troung the type of man to give your granny valium Talk her old a** into handing me a thousand I even told her I'm your dead cousin Alvin Make no mistake though I'm living like Waco Only read the Bible, never read Plato Better get your rifle No it ain't safe ho When you join the stable you do as I say so Olivia like drinking my babies Jenny's pregnant but she's k**ing the baby I can't wait 'til Lydia's eighteen sh**, it's the king of polygamy baby! [Verse 2: Benny Troung] 9 wives, 999 problems Can't solve 'em Troung dying like Robin Williams, but yo son imma be a legend Before I'm gone imma win a contest for k**ing Innocent civilians Women and they children sh**, I'm just kidding The feds could be listening I feel better now the buds kicking in Give a hug, show some love if you Christian Got the whole church turned up on a Tuesday Make the whole church drink the Kool-Aid that Lou made Not the shotgun, no way not the noose man sh**, Benny too vain I'm tryna make the news man Do another EP, gee he's on fire Competing for these hoes with Toby Maguire Tired, homicidal, suicidal Hi guys I'm your new American Idol