Benny Troung - Polygamy lyrics

[Intro] (Man 1): We go to bed with seven girls (Man 2): And you have fun? (Man 1): I mean...Can you handle seven girls at one time? No. But you have that feeling you own the world. That's what everybody looking for [Verse 1] I'm s**y and single Never had shingles Look at all the singles Chillin' in my billfold Look at my bulge That's not a horse k** a hot beat, snort coke like Scott Storch I'm a eligible bachelor That's a $50 gram And that's whiter than The whole state of Oregon Barbed wire, concrete, exterior bricks The interior, you live in fear of my fist Drinkin' beer, and I piss It smell like Heineken Had like nine or ten I'm gettin' violent again I'm online again Tryna find a bride again Entire land of Ireland Don't know where to buy her from Jamaican, Croatian, to Asia I take a b**h to stay in the basement Make her my latest wench Girl, get your apron There's no escapin' it Now playing David Koresh's greatest hits [Chorus] First it was sodomy Then it was bigamy Now God has given me The gift of polygamy. Polygamy Polygamy Polygamy? First it was sodomy Then it was bigamy Now God has given me The gift of polygamy. Polygamy Polygamy Polygamy? [Verse 2] I bought you a ring So that we could get married I got 23 kids You could take care of 'em Sounds like a lot You ain't gotta be scared of 'em My nine other wives Right there to help manage 'em So make a tuna ca**erole Imma play some basketball Jumpman Jordan Then she licked my a**hole, y'all b**h had her legs spread, arm up, tongue out Welcome to my compound "Father Troung Funhouse." If I don't got my co*k out I probably got my gun out Either way, I'm probably gonna squeeze until I run out Wait till I come out Fresh out the nuthouse "Where'd you hide the guns at?" They at Charlie Hung's house Pissy like an outhouse Stinkin' like trench mouth Tryna find a b**h at the Outback Steakhouse "What you mean it's kids night? What you mean I'm kicked out?" Had my penis way out It's Pee-Wee's Playhouse [Chorus] First it was sodomy, (Benny. Benny.) Then it was bigamy, yeah. (Young Benjamin.) That's polygamy Then I had the bigamy Then I had the sodomy Then I had polygamy First it was sodomy Then it was bigamy Now God has given me The gift of polygamy Polygamy Polygamy? Polygamy? First it was sodomy Then it was bigamy Now God has given me The gift of polygamy Polygamy Polygamy Polygamy? [Outro] (Girl): It's not that I don't believe in what he says, It's just... Sharing a man with your mother, it's...it's just not normal