Benny Troung - Home Alone lyrics

[Chorus: Benny Troung] I'm home alone like Macaulay Culkin I feel more alone than Michael Jackson Come have s** in my small apartment It smells like smoke, Franzia and vomit [Verse 1: Benny Troung] Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy ya, shimmy yay They gon' put the Troungster's balls on display Bronzed and engraved, at the Smithsonian Tourists take pics, they all wanna pose with them "Benny are you dead?" I'm working on my mixtape I ain't take a shower in four, five, six days Seven maybe eight, I done lost count Off the grid, offline, on d**, locked out Last night she was a playmate from Moscow Wake up and she's the Great Ape with monobrow Anyhow I've been making poor choices lately Don't blame me, it's the voices baby My food addiction My booze addiction Collection of albums from New Edition My third addiction A poon addiction Why p**nhub ain't got no Jewish b**hes? (Huh?) [Chorus: Benny Troung] x 2 I'm home alone like Macaulay Culkin I feel more alone than Michael Jackson Come have s** in my small apartment It smells like smoke, Franzia and vomit [Verse 2: Benny Troung] Rhyming for days, I'm in a daze I'm so high I think I might buy me some grapes Lie on the couch, tell a b**h feed me Treat me like Caesar, Turn on the TV Turning on the News, another man shooting Shooting at the movies, man that's stupid If you gonna do it, don't shoot at students [Words in reverse] Shoot a politican, uzis, or a lobbyist Find his offices, come back tomorrow On a way to an (?) [Words in reverse] But no Al Qaeda I'm more Al Bundy Horny and Hungry The f** you want from me? La de dah de We like to party All by ourselves in the dark with a 40 Me so horny Please don't ignore me Girl I need p**y, It's three in the morning [Chorus: Benny Troung] x 2 I'm home alone like Macaulay Culkin I feel more alone than Michael Jackson Come have s** in my small apartment It smells like smoke, Franzia and vomit