Benny Troung - One Hundred Chickens lyrics

Verse 1: (One hundred) Benny Troung, workin' hard with my cohorts I'm a dog, s** a fart out a hoe's shorts Sometimes this job feels like a bloodsport Oh my god, he got hit by a go-cart Goin' on break, yo turn on the robot Tell Juan "throw a pizza on the stove top" ("gracias") Father Dumpster, I drink and I smoke pot Come back, I'll put the mask and the gloves on (One hundred) Can't believe that they payin' me to play with kids I don't even know what f**in' day it is I don't even know how Imma pay my rent I know, donating platelets again At your birthday, Imma make an appearance After your birthday, I'm paid by your parents Not for the party, but for the orgy In the garage, your mom naked and sweaty (One hundred) Chorus: 93 chickens 94 chickens 95 chickens 96 chickens 97 chickens 98 chickens 99 chickens One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) Verse 2: I'm the entertainer, I'm the mascot Can't give you tokens, I don't have a cashbox Ask Sandra, she got access to the cashbox Don't s**ually hara** her That's my job (One hundred) She want that employee discount So I pull my employee dick out, sh** They found condoms in the ball-pit But I don't ever use 'em So it's probably Rick Maybe Eddie (huh?), maybe Betty Let's be professional, take it to the chevy (dang) The break room still got a VCR (the f**?) You know I had to pop in the sleazy p**n I'm playin' skeet-ball, I'm playin' DDR You can't see me, I'm the Czar of the pizza parlor Benny Troung, aka "the Air Hockey King" Let me get one hundred teriyaki wings (One hundred) Chorus: 93 chickens 94 chickens 95 chickens 96 chickens 97 chickens 98 chickens 99 chickens One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) One hundred chickens (chickens) Outro: Man: Remember, it's up to you to create the magic. Without it, we're just another pizza place