Benny Troung - Is You Pregnant lyrics

[Hook] b**hes tell me Never tell me Is you pregnant Well you ‘bout to be b**hes tell me Never tell me Is you pregnant Well you ‘bout to be [Verse 1] Is it Vietnamese, is it Lebanese I forgot to shower, smell like cheddar cheese But I get it when I please, especially when my jeans Accentuate my peen, her p**y like a stream Nice jacket, I like your accent She follow Benny into oncoming traffic (bewbew) She call me master, I dream of genie It's the Troungster, please leave your bikini (don't need it) She lick the dong like it's ice cream vanilly I scream, you scream, semen on the ceiling (ughh) Okay, Google, tell me where the hoes are Can you eat p**y if you have a cold sore? Alone at the bar so I hit her with my rap (what up?) What a nice day, want to sit up on my lap? Said I had no mustache, whiskers like a rat (huh?) ‘Til I hit it from the back [Hook] [Verse 2] Thursday I found a small lump in my scrotum (damn) Went to the hospital so I could show ‘em (damn) Friday they took some biopsies and photos Tubes in my bu*t, yo, bro, no h*mo Nurses they love me, check on me often (hey) “When you get better have s** with me, promise?” Can't do it now there's a catheter in me Hurts when I'm hard stop flashing your titties (aghh) Provolone on the beat it's a banger Leave a handprint on her cheek when he spank her Didn't know Benny was a R&B singer (ahhhhh) And a s**m donor, I'm a freelancer Her mom told her dad “I want a divorce” (whaa?) He jumped off a bridge, I'm sorry for your loss Been six months still trying to find a corpse Girl it's okay, I will be your pops [Hook] [Verse 3] Never give up, never give in (nope) But you can give up if it's your children Renee, James, Paige, William Would have been their names ‘til the Plan B k**ed them Plan C: keep it, get a C-section Leave it outside of a police station Better than a dumpster, I'm not a monster Plan D: flee cause I'm not the father But I'm your papa, get me my slippers Get me my paper, get me my dentures Get in your leather, get on your knees (do it) All you hear is “Papa, please…” This that Kidz Bop (wha?), mixed with hip-hop (damn) When I was a kid I jacked off in a gym sock (whicc) Good god, titty pics in my inbox Big nipples, looking like a Ring Pop [Hook]