[Verse 1] Young man you better straighten up and fly right Young man I'ma show you how to ride a bike Young man I'ma get up in your mom tonight Cause I'm your dad now (what), what you trying to fight? I'm like Leo Da Vinci with this rap sh** Leonardo DiCaprio with these fat b**hes 300-pounds, but I still had to hit it Reverse cowgirl wow I made a bad decision (hgnh) Who you know could do activate pimp mode And go and do part two of activate pimp mode? I seen your boo I had to activate pimp mode “Karen let's go home…” Why you acting like a b**h though? Mofo you more soft than a pita roll And I'm the boss, hoss, that's why she cheat on you Your dad dead you took a plane to the funeral She stayed home and masturbate to my video Benny [Hook] Activate pimp mode Activate pimp mode Activate pimp mode Activate pimp mode [Verse 2] This sound like some [?] but it's down and dirty They play this in Kenya, even out in Jersey Even in Germany, heathens they heard of me (ah, yes, Benny) They want my penis, they squeeze and they slurp on me From your land to my land, Thailand to England Which b**h gon' bing bang on my ding dang Asia, Croatia, Mali, Uzbekistan Down in Jamaica they call me the p**y Man Guam, Peru, Saudi Arabia Benny Troung tattooed on her outer labia (wow) Find me on Spotify, even Google Play Free on Bandcamp if you want to be a Jew today The BAR got bars, some are uncalled for (huh) This ain't awful, one b**h get down on all fours I'm in the carport sleeping on some cardboard You yelling fore I'm Michael Douglas at the golf course Benny [Hook] [Outro: Michael Douglas] Well I guess you're of luck aren't you? Your little cart's gonna drown Now aren't you sorry you didn't let me pa** through your golf course? Yeah, and now you're going to die wearing that stupid little hat