Benji Hughes - Why Do These Parties Always End the Same Way? lyrics

Why do these parties all Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4) The night usually starts off well Lots of smiles and shaken hands The night moves on and people lighten up As everybody gets done in I always wonder when it's time to go home We don't want to leave, at least not leave alone By the way, when is it time to go home? Tonight I'm gonna pa** out all alone Why do these parties all Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x2) A lot of talk you can't remember the next day Sometimes numbers are exchanged If you ever should decide to call You can't match the numbers with the names I always wonder when it's time to go home When I'm with a date, or if I'm on my own By the way, when is it time to go home? Tonight I'm gonna pa** out all alone Why do these parties all Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4) We need to call the cops, somebody k**ed the DJ (x4) Why do these parties all Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)