Ben Folds & Nick Hornby - Levi Johnston's Blues lyrics

Woke up this morning, what do I see? Three thousand cameras pointed at me Dude says, "You Levi?", I'm like, "Yes, that's me, sir" "Well, you just knocked up the V.P. nominee's daughter" So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister Already got a girl and her name is Bristol" They all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny? Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency" So I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married" They say, "Soon you will, boy, she just announced it" I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home Gonna lay down the law, tell her what's going on I'm a f**ing redneck, I live to hang out with the boys Play some hockey, do some fishing and k** some moose I like to shoot the sh**, do some chilling, I guess You f** with me and I kick your a** So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion And s** outside marriage is against our religion And when I try to tell 'em, "I'm eighteen years old" They say, "Levi, it's too late, you gotta do as you're told" I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married" They say, "Soon you will, boy, she just announced it" I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home Gonna lay down the law and tell her what's going on I'm a f**ing redneck, I live to hang out with the boys Play some hockey, do some fishing and k** some moose I like to shoot the sh** and do some chilling, I guess You f** with me and I kick your a** I'm a f**ing redneck, I live to hang out with the boys Play some hockey, do some fishing and k** some moose I like to shoot the sh** and do some chilling I guess You f** with me and I kick your a** I'm a f**ing redneck, I live to hang out with the boys Get on my snowboard, do some fishing and k** some moose I like to shoot the sh** and do some chilling, I guess You f** with me and I kick your a** Yeah I like to do some sh** and do some chilling, I guess k** some moose I'm a f**ing redneck, I live to hang out with the boys Play some hockey, do some fishing and k** some moose I like to shoot the sh** and do some chilling, I guess You f** with me and I kick your a**