The birds all had a party at the stork club on Chaparell Street A robin named Martin was singing like a bluebird in a tree Ole Jaybird and Bobwhite were ravenin' bout some starling at the bar When in walked a penguin he was puffin' on a White Owl cigar (Cool man cool) So they had a couple of Swallows and this Thrush started actin' like a Loon You see the girl was still a minor but she was makin' Coo-Coo eyes at some ole Goon Some long-legged Pelican took a turn for the dove Said I'll be hogtied I reckon we're in love Now they fly United throughout the skies above that Tennessee bird talk Hey some vulture just knocked a Peaco*k off his stool with a Whipperwill Dern near k**ed him Better send the Roadrunner to get the Sturgeon (Beep Beep) Some yellowbellied sap s**er filled the birdie bath with mountain dew (Chickacher) Them dirty little birds all got flyin' high and co*k-a-doodle doo The Bob-a-Link was bobbin' tryin' hard to duck the co*katoo The Crane started whoopin' when the Bird of Paradise flew up his snoot The Nuthatch got nutty and he thought he was a love bird on a limb The Humming Bird was hummin' and the Mockingbird was imitatin' him (Hummmmm) The Finch and the Pheasant did the Flamingo in the dark The Stool Pigeon told the Parrott they were headed for the park The Nightingale was singin' said she did it for a Lark That's Tennessee bird talk Oooh just take a gander at that little chickadee that's sauce for the goose You don't have to be such a Grouse about it (Beep Beep) go go I wonder if a Woodpecker would Come on don't chicken out on me