Hold the presses, I'm ill like kids with polio I look like the guy on the episode of that show ya know Keeping up with me, because I play for keeps I got my ink for free, my baby less than three I get around, like virus in your inbox Hot Latino blood like the runner of the White Sox Like the Hitchhiker's Guide, I got a heart of gold But if ya think I'm mostly harmless then I'm ripping off your nose I'm k**ing you with flows, like hurricane Katrina Did he really say that sh**? Yo I promise I didn't mean to But honestly, I couldn't give two sh**s You're weak like Skee-Lo, he couldn't make two hits Throw your fits, like tossing Tony Little I'm so low tech, my mic atop a CD spindle Kissing and caressing on a girl who's not a freak I don't get sleep, could write this album in a week Go! Don't act like you don't, because I know you know Don't act like you don't, because I know you know Don't act like you don't, because I know you know I'm k**ing you with flows I'm k**ing you with flows They call me Beef Thom Rock it with the lights on Shake it like a pom-pom This motherf**er's awesome I be the bestestist See you can burn to this And yo I never miss So just throw up your fist Staying Alive, like I'm the BGs or I'm GLaDOS Hold the world inside my palm, rock a gauntlet like I'm Thanos Like a clown on retainer, I'm always down to party People scared when I roll into their town like Katamari Come on baby, sorry. I didn't know that you weren't naughty Make you feel like you're in church. When it's in you, you say Lordy! Cause you're horny like I'm horny. Don't deny it. Don't ignore me. Get you wet and light headed like it's Sealab and you're Stormy But, um, maybe I should hit the brakes I vomit Frosted Flakes, everything I spit is gggggreat! Catch me in a circle like a dot, got my cootie shot Like tectonic plates, I've been known to make your body rock Corners asking whatcha got? Medicine and purple pot Like Damien Hess yo, I've been known to Frontalot Like carnies on strike, my flow is no fair I'm not a daredevil, but the devil made me dare Go! Don't act like you don't, because I know you know Don't act like you don't, because I know you know Don't act like you don't, because I know you know I'm k**ing you with flows I'm k**ing you with flows They call me Beef Thom Rock it with the lights on Shake it like a pom-pom This motherf**er's awesome I be the bestestist See you can burn to this And yo I never miss So just throw up your fist