Beefy - David's Sister lyrics

This is my love song of sorts. Uh, don't get me wrong, I don't really think I'm in love with David's sister, I just thought this would be a really good way to piss David off. Because David's sister is hot, and I mean HAWT! David was a cool guy A nerd just like me And I met his gorgeous sister at the age of eighteen Breathtaking beauty Very smart and funny Talented and stunning Miss Popularity She sat right beside me in my first hour cla** And I refuse to make a rhyme about her tight little a** Whoops That was an accident My bad, I swear I also swear she drove me crazy with her golden blonde hair But there was nothing I could do Couldn't make me a move Because David was a good friend and I knew he'd dissaprove But it was pretty irrelevant She was out of my league Thought it a better idea to take the heart off of my sleeve So I just sit in a corner and pine from afar Wrote my little movies so I could make her a star Not so much a stalker But just a really big loser And like the old saying goes A begger can't be a chooser In love with David's sister Nothing I can do about it In love with David's sister Just like everyone else In love with David's sister The unattainable girl In love In love In love With David's sister I know she has a name It's just an inside joke But if I uttered it out loud It'd make the Beef man choke She could be goofy and silly and nerdy and weird Though when she smiled at you it would always seem sincere Me and my friends always talk about the geekiest stuff But when she entered the room all the guys shut up We had super powers just like Jessica Jones That's when Brian Bendis' Alias for all those that don't know She was a movie buff just like her big brother I would have asked to one but I moved away that summer At least that's my excuse for not having a spine And if I had asked her she'd probably just decline And Even though he's smaller David would bash my head I'd rather read a Chuck Austen comic book instead That would be torture Just like this here crush But I can't help it my friends I just like her so much In love with David's sister Nothing I can do about it In love with David's sister Just like everyone else In love with David's sister The unattainable girl In love In love In love With David's sister Boys don't cry and neither have I Dude, I'm serious, I just got dirt in my eye I just miss listening to her over play Whitesican Why did David's sister have to be a god damn ten It's not fair (It's not fair) But I did nothing about it I guess it's just easier to sit down and start b**hing about it Because I moved away and she's still on my mind This angel was just so sweet and so kind And so cute and so smart Naive and yet wise I could spend eight hours just looking into her eyes This is kinda freaky I feel like a stalker Like a loon or a nut or a dude off his rocker Just want to rip my hair out and send it to her No wait, that's psycho My life's becoming a blur She's driving me insane 'Cause now I'm just blabberin' And it's all because of David's sister named Kathryn! In love with David's sister Nothing I can do about it In love with David's sister Just like everyone else In love with David's sister The unattainable girl In love In love In love With David's sister