Not a playa but I'm cool as a blizzard I saw you at the Barnes & Noble with the newest Wizard Sitting by yourself, I thought you might need some company I said: Hello, my name is Beefy, internet celebrity. You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it What's your name? Whatcha do? Yo, tell me all about it And it's not like for me to be forward and step up I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch And we'll discuss Spidey 3 and the d**h of Cap America Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica And I get a great rate, yo, cause she's my mother's sister She'd love you in a second - you should really come and meet her Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef A silly night of adventure and it's all on me So here's my cell, gimme a call when you're done with school Oh and you don't have a boyfriend right? A'iight, cool! Hey girl let me take you on a dork date We'll hit the comic shop baby and it'll be great Making you feel good is my goal Having so much fun I don't wanna go home, no Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate Smile on your face is at the top of my plans My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands So if ya like I'd like to take ya to my spot China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby Grabbed ya by the hand and asked "Ya wanna go to Comiccon?" We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on Mc chris has a show tonight Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I'm outta sight But I'm hoping you can see that for yourself by now 'Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow 'Cause in my heart it seems you're gonna be a resident Owning all control, got more power than the president I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing You ask if you're becomin' my new wonderfulamazing And I don't know how to answer that, got red on my face 'Cause now it's 1am and now we're going over to my place, hey! Hey girl let me take you on a dork date We'll hit the comic shop baby and it'll be great Making you feel good is my goal Having so much fun I don't wanna go home, no Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate Smile on your face is at the top of my plans My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands And I'm feeling it. Do ya feel too? We're on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you And I'm thinking of all the things I'd like to do with you Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew And you like the posters covering the plaster I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster But I can't help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster I'm feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle And then I feel your lips on mine Hope the night don't end. Hope the sun don't shine Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip Love to tell ya more but deep down I'm a gentleman I gotta clean the room because she's coming over late again Hey girl let me take you on a dork date We'll hit the comic shop baby and it'll be great Making you feel good is my goal Having so much fun I don't wanna go home, no Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate Smile on your face is at the top of my plans My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands