Beefy - Carebear lyrics

You're cute as a care bear And I don't even care where You tell me to be You know I'm gonna be there Know I'm gonna repair Your broken heart, I swear Cross my own on a dare Al Capone love affair Got style extraordinaire Prepare for the rare MC Devil may care With the bev hi hair I will be fair No more sad solitaire I'll go to work like Dirk And save you from your Dragon's Lair You can't compare Well, ain't life a b**h A daily kick in the dick If I had a dime for every time You know that I'd be rich What makes it worth while Is your beautiful smile I can't conceive the life I'd lead If you would leave then I would die MC Chris will appear from the rear With headphones on his ears And a head full of tears Because his girly is not near And he fears she be on A pimp's stick shifting gears Another b**h a** trick That's a ho after some beers Should I say amaretto sour If I see ya drinkin' PBR You're mine within the hour You can be my Woman Wonder I will be your Doogie Howser We'll play doctor take a shower I'll go outside, pick you a flower Write you a haiku Say that I love you I can't afford a box of chocolates So yo, here's a yoo-hoo The voo-doo that you do Is something I'm not used to But I won't decline 'cause in time I'll be true blue Well, ain't life a b**h A daily kick in the dick If I had a dime for every time You know that I'd be rich What makes it worth while Is your beautiful smile I can't conceive the life I'd lead If you would leave then I would die