It's all a mystery to me How did you ever make it onto TV? You must s** a mean dick but you're not even funny And now you've got your own show With the people paid to laugh at your jokes The whole time I wonder just how many people did you blow You f**ing jerk Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all, Bob Saget I hate you Whenever I see your face I think that you're a f**ing disgrace Like to grab you by the throat but I know it's not my place I want to, I want to And nog you're living life too comfortable Just the thought of you makes my skin crawl How does it feel to know that everyone thinks that you're an a**hole? You f**in jerk Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate YOU