Bedlam Bards - Ballad of Joss lyrics

Joss, the man they call Joss . . CHORUS: He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and who*es Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for Fox cancelled his program, but that was their loss-- The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss! Joss saw the viewers' hearts breakin' He heard the Browncoats' lament He saw Fox management takin' His show in a way that made no sense (He said) "You can't do that to my program Can't grind it under your heel." So he took all his cast, and now at last They've landed a Big Damn Movie deal! CHORUS Now, here is what separates Firefly From other shows you're likely to see: It's meaningful and witty, and the setting's really gritty And the theme song's about Serenity It's a little like a western, (hyah!) And a little like X-Files It's better than Trek, and it's funnier than Shrek And it beats out Andromeda by miles! CHORUS FIDDLE AND BLUES GUITAR BREAK Now here is what separates Whedon From writers who slave in the core: The man they call Joss, well, he said to Fox "I'm going where no show has gone before." He told us about reavers He told us about sin He took us to the black, and we ain't comin' back 'till all those crazy Browncoats rise again! CHORUS